Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Benjamin Braddock
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Acorn Parable [333W3C]
“Squirrel Finn is a liar and he doesn’t know what he speaks about,” Rabbit Dorsey said to the wood land animals.
“His proof is not really proof.” Said Rabbit Jack as the other animals listened.
“This doesn’t effect me, why should I be here for this meeting?” Goat Joesph asked.
“I agree,” Deer Bethany said. “Why do we have to get mixed up in your acorn quarrel with Squirrel Finn, Rabbit Dorsey?”
“Because Squirrel Finn spreads his proof around but we know his proof isn’t real proof.”
“Here, here.” Rabbit Jack shouted.
“So what do you want from us?” Raccoon Samuel asked.
“Tell Squirrel Finn that the acorns belong to everyone in the forest and if we want to use them for carrot fires and our rabbit games of brickledumper and kangerdorfen we can.” Rabbit Dorsey said.
“Well I don’t see why not, this has no effect on me,” Said Goat Joseph.
“Then it’s agreed. We can use the acorns as we like and don’t have to agree to any of Squirrel Finns acorn rules.”
The meeting ended on this note and the many animals went their separate ways. Squirrels Jacob and George went straight to Finn’s tree. “They’re saying you are a liar Finn!” George told him.
“Yeah the rabbits have convinced the rest of the animals that you are wrong.” Jacob added.
“But I’m not wrong,” Finn began, “we are running out of acorns. All squirrels know you have to manage your acorns every year or the tress don't grow back. The rabbits use so much and they are wasteful. They can use twigs for the fires that cook their carrots but they want to use acorns because they’re easier to gather. They’re collecting all the acorns before everyone else because they’re so fast and they have more brothers and sister in their litters to help them gather. I had to cross the creek and go close to the edge of the meadow to gather decent acorns.”
“I know, I know.” Jacob offered.
“They’ve been doing it for a long time too. The newer saplings don’t bear acorns yet. The old trees grow barren.” Squirrel Finn pleaded.
The next morning Finn went to the stump and called on the animals of the forests but they would not listen because the rabbits told everyone that Squirrel Finn’s proof wasn’t really proof. Other animals such as the Goats and Deer didn’t care because they didn’t eat acorns.
All summer long, Squirrel tried to save as many acorns as he could but rarely found any because all the rabbits were using them for their games and their cooking fires. Summer was long and dry. Winter soon came, even though it was really cold, it too was really long and dry. Is didn’t rain much only sprinkling here and there throughout the winter. Only one night did it rain really hard, causing the creek to overflow. The creek rose up and washed away Beaver Samson’s dams.
When spring came there was less green grass than there was last year. There were less new oak saplings growing up from the ground. Still, there was enough food and materials for all the woodland creatures. Squirrel went along telling the rabbits and anyone who would listen that we need to stop using all the acorns and use different materials for fires and games. The rabbits didn’t listen and started selling their acorns. They had left-over acorns while almost everyone else had none.
“These are everyone’s acorns, you can’t sell them to us!” Argued Squirrel Finn.
“Yes I can, they are mine. Right Joseph?” Rabbit Dorsey said.
“I don’t care, I don’t eat acorns.” Goat Joesph said.
“See? You’re the only one who has a problem with my using and selling acorns.” Dorsey said.
“You’re always so bossy Squirrel. Isn’t he bossy?” Dorsey asked the forest animals.
“Yeah stop being so bossy Finn.” Raccoon Samuel said.
“Besides, your proof isn't really proof.” Said Chipmunk Dennis.
Squirrel stopped talking. No one believed him or listened to him any more. He collected all his acorns for the season anyway. Other rabbits had to go to Dorsey to get their acorns to start their fires and play their rabbit games. Chipmunks had to get the acorns from Rabbit Dorsey too.
Again the winter came and like last year the creek flooded, washing away Beaver Samson’s dams. The spring came and it was green but less so than last year. In fact, there was only new grass this season. The were no new saplings. Samson beaver said he was going to move away because there were no new oak saplings for him to use in his damns. Th green saplings are the most flexible and he uses them to tie important pieces of his damn together. So the forest animals threw him a big party before he moved away.
The goats and deer fought over who got to eat the grass because there wasn’t enough green growing plants for them all to eat. Squirrel Finn would still say that we need to stop using up all the acorns but no one would listen to him.
When the winter came it again brought floods but this time there was no damn for it to wash away. It did however wash away a lot of the rich dark growing dirt where the grass once grew. The roots of the grass would hold all the good growing dirt in place like a net but because it was all eaten, there was not a net of roots to hold the dirt in place. The floods washed a lot of the good growing dirt away.
When Spring came, the forest was a lot different. The floods took away a lot of the smaller tress and washed away planes where grass one grew. The grass that grew was very little. The creek dried up because there were no dam to slow and control the water. It moved further away from the forest now. It was obvious to all the animals in the forest that something needed to be done.
“We need grass!” Said the deer.
“So do we.” Said the Goats,
“Why should I care if you need grass?” Said Finn to the Goats and deer, “you didn't care about my acorns.” The deer and goats were too embarrassed to answer.
After much discussion. Squirrel Jacon spoke, “I have the answer to your problems, we need Beaver Samson to bring water back to us.”
“But he can’t build the dams without the saplings to tie them off.” Said Raccoon Samuel.
“We’ll just plant some acorns to grow the saplings.” Jacob said. “Rabbit has the acorns to plant, Rabbit will you give them to us.”
“No, you have to buy them, you all have to buy them from me. I only have a few left so they will cost you a lot.” Rabbit Dorsey said defiantly.
“But rabbit we will surely die if we don’t bring water back to the forest.” Goat Joseph pleaded.
“How is that my problem?” Rabbit said. This caused the animals to get very angry at rabbit. They wanted to attack the Rabbit Dorsey and all his other rabbit friends.
“”Wait, wait!” cried Finn. “I have saplings. I’ve tended to my tree and no one else has. I’ve planted what little acorns I had last year so that the sapling would grow this year.”
“Why didn’t you say so? Why didn’t you tell Beaver Samson before he moved away.”
“I tired but he would never give me the time of day, he would just ignore me.”
“Well we must find him quickly to divert water back to the forest.” Deer Bethany said. “Climb on my back Squirrel Finn and we shall ride to the ends of the forest to find Beaver Samson.
Deer and squirrel brought Beaver back to the forest and all the animals except the rabbits helped Beaver build the new dams to help bring the creek back into the forest. The water soon brought in new grass and animals planted the acorns to grow new trees. Rabbit Dorsey and all his rabbit friends were kicked out of the forest into the meadow and not allowed to use the acorns any more.
All the animals agreed to no longer be wasteful but instead use less and work together to make sure that the forest kept growing new tress and grass. They made sure they managed the water with Beaver so that it didn’t disappear but also that it didn’t wash away the dark growing dirt that they needed to keep growing plants and tress.
The animals found that working together actually made everything easier for everyone. If the animals weren't greedy or wasteful, then all the animals could live together without ever starving again.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Santa Croce
Monday, August 29, 2011
The Fold & Jay
Both Boris and Pickles never really understood the curmudgeonly attributes of Cole. True they were different than Cole, both Boris and Pickles were females, years older than Cole. The other main difference was that Cole was a cat and Boris and Pickles were dogs.
Boris, a lovely Rottweiler of calm disposition, was the first family pet. She was named Boris because her young masters were boys and wanted a tough name for their tough dog. The masculine aspects of it escaped them for they were only nine and seven years of age. Pickles a long-haired chihuahua/dachshund mix was quite calm too. She was young and had more energy but because she took her cues from Boris, she often laid around a lot, wishing someone would play with her.
They never said much to one another about Cole except that he seemed so grumpy. He paid them little mind anyway. He reserved no reverence for Boris, not for her being his elder, the family guard or even to the fact that Boris could eat him.
“You want to play tag?’ Pickles asked Cole.
“No,” Cole said.
“How about fetching the ball with me.”
“No.”
“Want to play strings? You pull one end, I pull the other?” Pickles asked circling Cole, bouncing.
“Leave me alone mutt.” Cole said as he stretched and walked off toward the window sill for a nap.
Disheartened, Pickles slowly trotted away.
“Pay him no mind, he is unlike us.” Boris told Pickles in comfort. “He only bothers with our masters because they feed him. He truly only cares for himself. From now on, don’t bother with him. He wont care one way or the other about it and you wont get your feelings hurt.”
Pickles accepted this advice albeit with some sadness.
It had been a week or so of pure bliss for Cole. Neither Boris nor Pickles bothered him with any questions or requests. He enjoyed the silence and peace. As he purred in the sunlight that painted the window sill he heard “hey, whatcha doing?”
To the human ear this question sounded like bird cawing but Cole being a cat knows the language of birds as do all Cats and all dogs and vice versa.
Cole opened on eye and looked outside beyond the window screen and saw standing on a telephone wire a young, fit Blue Jay.
“I’m Jasper.”
“Go away.” Cole said with little effort.
“Go away? But I just got here," Jasper said. “I’m new to the area so I’m trying to make friends.”
“Make friends elsewhere.” Cole said turning on the window sill facing away from the outside world.
“But I live in that tree right there. You’re my neighbor. We should be friends.”
“I’m a cat.” Cole said, his patience growing thin.
“What does that matter? I’ve been friends with dogs and raccoons and...”
“It means I eat you!” Cole said as he whipped around in a leap, ,jumping in the direction of Jasper. He was stopped by the window screen and ended up falling on the floor. He shook his head and looked out the sliding door.
Jasper flew to the ground to speak to Cole through the glass of the sliding door, “Are you okay? Man, that was a big fall.” Jasper said looking back up at the window sill. “You landed right on your side. That’s funny most cats land on their feet. Hmm, I wonder why you didn’t. Well I doubt it is because you are inferior. Even an inferior cat would have landed on his feet.”
Cole didn’t answer, he just turned and walked into toward another room. Jasper stood talking to him through the glass door. He was in the bedroom of his youngest master and jumped on the bed to get to the window sill.
“Is this window better?” He heard someone ask.
“Huh, what?” Cole asked looking up at Jasper staring at him from outside.
“This window, is it better than the last window? Is that why you moved? I do that sometimes, sometimes I like that wire better than the other wire. Or this branch better than that branch. I prefer the shaded branches and wires. You seem to like the sun.”
“Go away,” Cole begged with a drone.
This type of exchange happened daily for weeks. From minutes before the sun’s rise to when the first stars pierced the darkness of the night sky, Jasper would stay within speaking distance of Cole’s many windows asking questions and requesting friendship.
Once in a while when withing earshot, Boris or Pickles would jump at Jasper, in an attempt to swallow him whole and silence him. They too were bothered by his constant talking every once in a while.
That didn’t stop Jasper from coming by. He would just fly up and perch himself anywhere out of reach from both Pickles and Boris. Cole was annoyed at the dogs for their failures. If he didn’t have a screen and was allowed outside, he’d surely catch that gabby Blue Jay.
Being that they were easy going, both Pickles and Boris stopped trying to eat Jasper and let him come by freely. Because they were older, they could easily fall asleep on Jasper if his talking became too much for them. Cole would curse the dogs for entertaining this burden of his. Sometimes Jasper would bring by other Blue Jays, like Jones and Jackson. Sometimes he’d talk with the Doves who stood guard from boys with slingshots or the Crows who worked the fruit trees.
Cole got annoyed to see him talking to the other animals because he knew that eventually Jasper was going to come bother him. He wished he’d just come and get it out of the way instead of making him wait.
“I notice your ears flop. Are you bad luck? I heard black cats are bad luck. But why do your ears flop? Hound dogs ears flop. Harry, he’s a hound dog six houses over. his ears flop all kinds. I can only go there and talk to Harry when the Doves stand by. His masters try to shoot me with slings. He’s very wise he is. Sometimes he tells me tales of his expeditions.”
“I’m a Scottish fold,” Cole said finally. The first time he ever said anything to Jasper that was in the form of a conversation.
“Huh?” Japser asked with surprise.
“A Scottish fold, that is why my ears flop, I’m a Scottish fold.”
“Oh, I’ve never heard of a Scottish fold before. Persians and tabbys. Are you bad luck?”
“Well, you haven’t been eaten so I guess I am. Bad luck to myself but good luck for you.”
“I don’t understand?’ Jasper said.
“Forget it,” Cole said, laughing to himself.
“Jasper!” Desmond shouted. Cole looked up to see a dove on a tree branch.
“Yes Desmond?” Jasper answered.
“The boys are home from school, quickly move along.” Desmond cautioned.
“What does he mean?” Cole asked.
“Your young masters,” Jasper began, “they both got BB guns last winter just after the solstice. A bird is a wonderful prize for them. There are many young boys in this neighborhood.”
“BB guns? My masters?”
“Yes.” Jasper said as he fluttered off.
The next day Jasper came by and for the first time ever upon arriving, Cole did not ask him to leave or jump at the screen. Jones and Jackson too began coming to the window sill to ask questions of Cole. They would stay until Desmond or Darrell would come by and warn that they had to leave.
Cole stretched one morning and noticed that the sun was rising earlier and earlier now and realized the summer solstice would be upon them tomorrow. He was going to enjoy the long summer days, the hours of sunlight. He sat and stretched upon the sill and slowly fell asleep, he didn’t wake until noon when he noticed the sounds of a lawn mower off in the distance and the hissing of a water sprinkler. The buzzing of insects and the hot heat made him a feel a little woozy. Had Jasper been there he’d have woken a lot earlier.
He woke the next day and heard lots of conversations amongst the early working crows, picking off the last of the fresh figs. They had to finish work early he overheard them say. It seems all the birds had somewhere to go to. Cole cursed his masters for never allowing him outside. He wanted to know what all the commotion was about.
“Hey Jackson, what’s going on with you birds, all flying off? Winter isn’t for six months.”
“You don’t know?” Jackson said down to Cole through the window screen. His tone stirred worry in Cole. “Jasper went to go talk with Harry.” Jackson began.
Cole didn’t even hear the rest of what Jackson said. It’s as if the folds of his ears prevented him from hearing. He looked forward to the many minutes that this day would bring, filled with sunshine and warmth. Now it was filled with an empty coldness Cole had never known.
